According to published reports, a 33 year-old man has appeared in Folkestone Magistrates’ Court in Kent UK charged with allegedly exposing his genitals and attempting ‘sexual maneuvers’ with a motorcycle. He’s also been charged with punching and kicking the bike – a blue Suzuki – before the alleged ‘sexual maneuvers’ took place.
The alledged mechanophiliac denies he kicked, punched or pushed the bike and says he can't remember if he indecently exposed himself, but doe does remember '"dropping his trousers."
I mean seriously.....you can't make this stuff up.
