FBI Says Owning A Motorcycle Is The Same As Belonging to a Criminal Gang

*NOTE:  The following story is satire, not fact. However the shirt is real.  

An MSNBC reporter, Jerry Lancaster, is reporting something that if true, is at the very least troubling, and as the most, a violation of the US Constitution.  

In a report in the Washington Post, Lancaster says he asked someone who works in the National Security Branch of the US Government, (but did not identify which branch) if  "all registered motorcycle owners are currently showing on a classified FBI gang list?"  

The official, Darrin Cornia, replied "That would be a true statement, the FBI has been collecting and compiling Department of Motor Vehicles and Drivers License Division records for the purpose of adding those that own motorcycles to a classified gang list since 1994."

Cornia went on to say that motorcycle owners are 67% more likely to be involved in illegal or criminal activity that people who do not own or operate a motorcycle.  Cornia also told Lancaster that "Aside from notifying law enforcement that you are a registered motorcycle owner or operator, it can show up to potential employers on select background checks.”

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11 comments

Motorcycles are everywhere.Who is riding them? People from all walks of life. If that makes me a criminal so be it. Wait until they find out we’re breathing THEIR oxygen!

ED GORDON

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